Assy McGee2006

McDermott:
Taking off, McGee? Why don't you stick around? 10 minutes in the champagne room -- My treat.

Assy McGee:
I don't drink champagne. And I don't like rooms.

McDermott:
So, uh, how's that, deh, diaper-bag thing coming along? You, uh, still working that? You know [clears throat] Chief was saying the other day that maybe Pepperelli and I should take that case, you know?

Assy McGee:
It's my collar.

McDermott:
You are technically still on suspension.

Assy McGee:
[pulls up his gun to McDermott] GET OUT OF MY FACE, McDERMOTT!

McDermott:
You're making a big mistake, McGee.

Assy McGee:
So did you dad's penis when it let itself be inserted into your mother's vagina.