Assy McGee2006
Dog Owner:
Hi, how may I help you?
Sanchez:
Do you sell pet squirrels? I'm sorry, we're all sold out. Perhaps you'd like to look at a gerbil or a hamster or--
[Assy closes the window on the Dog Owner]
Assy McGee:
He said, "Squirrel." pervert.
Dog Owner:
Sold the last three yesterday.
Sanchez:
To whom?
Dog Owner:
I don't know his name. Same guy orders a bunch every month.
[Assy closes the window on the Dog Owner again]
Sanchez:
Do it again, Assy.
Dog Owner:
OW!
Assy McGee:
What's he look like?
Dog Owner:
I don't know. We deliver them, so I never see him.
[Assy shoots one of the Dog Owner's legs]
Assy McGee:
[to Dog Owner] What's his address look like?
Submitted by timothyj.29104 on July 25, 2024
Modified by timothyj.29104 on July 25, 2024
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