Assy McGee2006

Assy McGee:
[on phone] How about "A pet squirrel for sale"?

Exeter Herald:
Again, anything up to 10 words is a $12 minimum.

Assy McGee:
[farts]

Exeter Herald:
Excuse me?

Assy McGee:
I said, if we lose 'Pet' and make it just 'Squirrel for sale', how much?

Exeter Herald:
$12.

Assy McGee:
Did you count 'Just'?

Exeter Herald:
No.

Assy McGee:
'Cause I said 'Just squirrel for sale'.

Exeter Herald:
No.

Assy McGee:
Then lose 'For'.

Exeter Herald:
"Squirrel sale"?

Assy McGee:
Right.

Exeter Herald:
$12.

Assy McGee:
Lose 'Sale' and print it.

[Assy ends the call while being shock by jump starters at the spa]

Assy McGee:
Drop that, Ling. Daddy wants two hands on the wheel.