Xavier: Renegade Angel2007

Xavier (as New Ryan):
I'm ready. Interview away.

Gene:
Well, your resume is pretty persuasive. How do you feel about the corporate culture in general?

Xavier (as New Ryan):
Normal -- My feelings on that are just normal and typical, because I'm what you people call a normal.

Gene:
Huh, impressive. You got a fresh approach to be normal. You think outside the box.

Xavier (as New Ryan):
[dramatically takes cover on a chair] WHAT BOX?!

Gene:
Man of action. Let me guess. You were a linebacker in College like me. [on phone] I think we got our boy to replace...