Xavier: Renegade Angel2007

Lotion Guy:
Honey, there's an article in here. It said it was written by me. Look.

Lotion Guy's Wife:
What? How bizarre. What does it say? Read it.

Lotion Guy:
It said "Recently a strange creature was spotted rambling on the outskirts of town..."

[as the lotion guy kept reading the article, it starts to become a real thing in real life in the opening of the show as it goes on]

Xavier:
Nothing will ever interrupt my epic search for my other, no matter how -- Oh, a possum!

[the possum tries to bit Xavier]

Xavier:
AAH! Play dead! [snoring] I'm dead. [sees the possum leaves] I'm de-- Stupid idiot, I just outplayed you, possum!

[the possum start to be dead all of a sudden]

Xavier:
Oh, no, it's dead!

[then the possum was only playing dead just to bite Xavier]

[after the possum bites Xavier's finger, his finger got healed into another snake]

Xavier:
[Australian accent] Oi, mate! Crikey!