Xavier: Renegade Angel2007

Vacation Guy:
We don't "mohair" to your kind around here, boy!

Xavier:
I've got to warn you. If you beat me up, one day that pain will come back to me "Sexfold". [while bending his body into Letter T shape]

Vacation Guy:
Not you, freak -- This here terroristic sand negroid! [punches the muslim man] Take crime! taste the hate!

Xavier:
They "queefer" to be called Sandfrican-Americans!

Muslim Man:
I am just visiting Muslim who come to America to learn of your enchanting culture.

Xavier:
[sniffs] Then you'll want to bathe...in our warm kindness. But any decent American is going to smack your sack off for being a dirty arab. If you want to experience the real America, you've got build an artificial world -- A robotic amusement park full of android American programmed to be good to you and let you into their humble lives.

Muslim Man:
This is great idea. Thousands of rich Arabs would pay big money for it if we just had high-tech-enough robots that wouldn't at the most inopportune time break down...

[Muslim Man suddenly got short-circuited]

Secret Scientist:
Damn it, freak! You blew its circuits with your cylindrical logic. These droids can't handle baudrillardian self-awareness.

Xavier:
This is a simulacrock?

Vacation Guy:
We paid $1,000 a day to beat up mechanized arabs, but this is the worst touroristorrism hate-crime dream vacation I think we've ever had!

Secret Scientist:
I can't give you your money back, but what about this.

[Secret Scientist takes the Arab's hat cloth robe and put it on Xavier's head making the family beating him up]