Xavier: Renegade Angel2007

Xavier:
He's coming. He's coming...inside me.

[Abraham Lotion possessed Xavier to be raised from the dead]

Xavier (possessed by Abraham Lotion):
Oh, hello, people of -- What's this town called again?

Lotion Guy:
Lotion, New Mexico.

Xavier (possessed by Abraham Lotion):
People of earth, I am...what's the dead guy's name?

Lotion Guy:
Abraham Lotion.

Xavier (possessed by Abraham Lotion):
What kind of name is "Lotion"?

Lotion Guy:
He invented lotion and founded this sleepy town. We produce 70% of the nation's lotion, We're a simple folk, but we get free hot and cold-running lotion, so we look great.

Xavier (possessed by Abraham Lotion):
Whatevs. I am Abe Lotion, and I want that you taint shan't not mourn.

Old Guy:
This guy's babbling exactly like Mr. Lotion on his deathbed. It's him! I'd know that gibberish anywhere!

Xavier (possessed by Abraham Lotion):
Is there someone here wearing a black shirt?

Black Shirt Guy:
I am, but how could he have known that? He's dead.

Old Guy #2:
Do you have a message for us from the beyond?

Xavier (possessed by Abraham Lotion):
Course I do. What do you think, I'm back from the dead for my health? A message -- It's around here somewhere. Here it is. [reads his own message] "Keep your hands out of my pockets".