Xavier: Renegade Angel2007

Xavier:
I think what he means is that we should follow the GOLDEN RULE. He's gone. Grab those lats, kid. He's back. Hey, let's give that vessel a hand! He's gone. Please, I'm a humble servant. I don't need the clap from you people. And he's back! Come on, folks. Give it up. Everybody wants applause! And he's gone forever!

Xavier:
But we must honor his dying request. I mean, I wasn't really playing attention. I was blue-toothing it during half his blather, but I think he yammered something about how GOLD RULES. You must honor him with a gold statue in the center of town.

Black Shirt Guy #2:
We don't have the resources.

Xavier:
Have you no respect for the dead? Why don't you just piss in the man's face like this?

[pees in Abraham Lotion's body]

Black Shirt Woman:
Gold is just something we couldn't afford.

Xavier:
Well, what's that? [points to the billboard poster of Lotto] If you all chipped in you could win your own lotto. You'd earn enough to undo the indignity of the pisswich, which that man's face just woofed, woofed, down, down. Ooh, ooh, hold the mayo.

Black Shirt Guy:
The dead want us to win!

Black Shirt Guy #3:
And our schools win, too!