Xavier: Renegade Angel2007

[after the Lotion Guy got done reading the article]

Lotion Guy's Wife:
So did any of this happen?

Lotion Guy:
No. I would have remembered something like that. I don't thi--

[suddenly all the people came into the door cheering that they win the lotto]

Citizen #1:
WE WON THE LOTTO! WE WON THE LOTTO!

Citizen #2:
Now we can pay tribute with the goldest statue ever!

Citizen #3:
yeah!

Xavier:
You haven't won, you are one. You have all shown nobility in your selfless surrender to the greater good. There can be no glorious collective without the individual. Therefore, each one of you is better than any other one of you or the group.

Xavier:
Don't let anyone put their parts over your whole and squeeze out commu-jizz-sim. You should each reward yourselves decandently for your lack of greed and selflessness.

Citizen #4:
Aw, come on, what are gonna do? Something stupid like cover ourselves in...

[transitions to the next scene where they covers themselves in gold]

Citizen #4:
So, then, we covered ourselves in gold.

Citizen #5:
We deserve it.

Citizen #6:
I deserve it!

Citizen #7:
You don't dress for the job you want. You dress for the job you don't have anymore because you got gold-plated.

Citizen #8:
You're only as rich as you -- Look. Here comes the nice banker man to tell ye how rich I is. [literally get his forehead pounded by a hammer leaving a note]