Xavier: Renegade Angel2007

Xavier:
What's this? Seems to be some sort of words on paper. I can totally read, but, uh, I dare you to read what it says on here. Or what are you, chicken? Bawk-ga-doodle! WAU!

Lotion Guy:
It says the bank is going to repossess this whole town and tear it down to build condos for I assume "Latte Liberals".

Xavier:
Yep, that's correct. Give up your gold or give up your town.

Citizen #6:
I'm not getting rid of my gold!

Citizen #8:
Me neither. You can pry it from my gold, dead, gold.

Citizen #9:
What are we gonna do?!

Xavier:
I know some people who would buy your town and not change a thing.

Citizen #10:
We'll do anything to stay gilded.

Xavier:
Even [to viewers] pretend to be robots?

Xavier's Snake Finger:
DOWN UNDA!