Xavier: Renegade Angel2007

Nurse:
Say, big man. I've had every other freak in here. Let me give you the coital cure. You look like you need a little...

[the Nurse and Xavier got laid]

Xavier:
You should know you were my first, not counting rape. You were so huge.

Therapist:
Congratulations. Mother and Son in carnal embrace -- This will put me on the map.

Xavier:
But mother is -- She dieded.

Therapist:
I'm afraid you are mistaken. You see, Nurse Escher came here years ago as a patient, escaping the turmoil of her bestial child. After the lobotomy, I left the brain remains in the bio-waste room.

Nurse:
I was your patient?

Therapist:
My finest, because you're so huge. Look for yourself.

Nurse (as Xavier's Mom):
I thought that was a yogurt stain. I SLEPT WITH MY SON?!

Xavier:
I SEXED OFF WITH MY MOMMY?!

Therapist:
I'll go down in history -- First scientist to prove that [uses his tape recorder in a different voice again] Lobotomy removes oedipal taboo. Go on, react.