Soul Quest Overdrive2011

[Mortimer sees a man walking a dog]

Mortimer:
Guys, we've got a situation, 2:00.

Bert:
Hang on. Put in my gospel tape.

Tammy:
No.

Mortimer:
Bert.

Bert:
Put it in, b*tch, or the thunder will roll down from the mountain and STOP AT THE SIDE OF YOUR HEAD!

[as Tammy puts in the gospel tape, Bert starts to murderously run over the man walking the dog as they keep going]

Bert:
[singing] Amen! Sing it from the --

[Mortimer and Tammy sees unfinished road right ahead]

Mortimer:
Bert, Bert, Bert, Bert, BERT!

Tammy:
Bert, honey, look out!

Bert:
You look out, b*tch!

[as they fall down from the unfinished road, they crashed into someone's car]

Bert:
Wow. My b*obs are okay.