Soul Quest Overdrive2011

[Mortimer sees an injured man that's stuck in his torso when the team's van crashed into his car on top of it]

Mortimer:
Jumping juicifer on a pogo stick!

Tammy:
That shouldn't killed him.

Bert:
NO. You saw me driving...you saw him jump out in the road.

Tammy:
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

Bert:
Look, honey! See he's fine.

[the injured man vomits blood]

Bert:
That's...normal right?

Mortimer:
I think he's lost a lot of blood. Sir, is this all your blood? 'Cause it's a lot of blood.

Tammy:
LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!

Bert:
No. I will lift the car off of him.

[Bert tries to lift the car with all his might]

Bert:
I cannot lift this car off of him. I mean, look how big it is. Wait, I have an idea.

[Bert leaves to find something]

Mortimer:
Uh, what was his idea again?

Injured Man:
GET THE F***ING CARJACK, YOU'RE STANDING ON IT!

Mortimer:
Hey guys, what if we used this carjack?

Tammy:
Demonjack. May the vehicle science bathe into the river.

[Mortimer tries to throw the carjack into the river but failed miserably]