Soul Quest Overdrive2011

Social Worker:
So, you're Mr. and Mrs. --

Bert:
Uh, no. We're not married. Uh, and I'm unemployed. Also I love drugs, and I make porn. You look like a reasonable man. Let's go make some porn over by the stove.

Social Worker:
Okay, yo...you're pushing.

Bert:
Alright. Pretend like you're cooking something. And, oh, what's that? You need a little spice. Where's that nutmeg? Oh, there it is. It's on the floor. Better bend over. Now I'm gonna come in with my rock hard two-inch bo--

Tammy:
Honey.

Bert:
What? I'm directing a scene here.

Tammy:
[to Social Worker] I'm sorry. Can you excuse us for a moment?

Bert:
[to Tammy] What? You're doing great.

Tammy:
[pulls up a knife up against his eye] Now, you listen and you listen good. We've already done the scene by the stove. Can't you have one original thought?

Bert:
[struggling] Baby --