Soul Quest Overdrive2011

[Bert and Tammy show the Social Worker a baby carrier made out of disgusting objects]

Bert:
We won this from a homeless man who took this from a store that has hundreds of them, so it's legit.

Tammy:
And look, all the mess drops right through the bars. You just hose it down.

Bert:
Straps for safety. Wheels for mobility. Can for money to buy food for baby.

Social Worker:
Let...let...let me stop you right there. I've seen enough.

Tammy:
So do we get a baby? Do we?

Social Worker:
Yes.

Bert:
Awesome!

Tammy:
Oh, thank you.

Social Worker:
And here it comes.

[the Social Worker then squirt out a baby from his arse]

Mick:
That's hitting me, by the way.

Tammy:
He's beautiful.

Bert:
Aww.

Tammy:
He looks like me.

Demon Baby:
Da-Daddy!

Mick:
Bloody hell. Get an ax!

Tammy:
No, get a bottle! He's hungry.

[Tammy slaps Bert]

Bert:
Ow!

Tammy:
You woke him up.