Soul Quest Overdrive2011

Bert:
I know what you're thinking. Me, a father?

[Demon Baby sting Mortimer]

Mortimer:
OW!

Bert:
But just look at that face. Don't just want to kiss it? Come on. Smooch it.

Mortimer:
No, no. No, thank you.

Bert:
Kiss it.

Mortimer:
I have enough --

Bert:
Come on. Smooch it.

Mortimer:
No, I'm not a baby person.

Bert:
Kiss it.

Mortimer:
No, no.

Bert:
Yes, you do.

Mortimer:
No. Take it away.

Bert:
Mortimer, come on.

Mortimer:
[sighs] Okay. One kiss. One kiss.

[Demon Baby brutally grabs Mortimer's eye]

Tammy:
Oh, he likes you.

Bert:
Adorable.

Mortimer:
Okay, I got to run.

Tammy:
Oh, wait, wait, wait. Don't go. We haven't opened presents yet.

Mortimer:
I know. I just got to lance these boils and then probably move to the roof.