Soul Quest Overdrive2011

Elderly Man:
Who's there?

Bert:
Hey, it's your birthday. [rings doorbell] Come on, open the door. look what I've got.

Elderly Man:
[opens his door] So hungry. Gimme. Gimme.

Bert:
Hey, now don't eat it all at once, alright? It's got to last the weekend, okay?

Elderly Man:
Give me food.

Bert:
Now, I'm just gonna set it over here in the heating vent. [slams down the dog food on the ground downwards] This way the aroma can waft through the house.

Elderly Man:
Come close. Let me smell your hand deeply to judge you friend or foe. [sniffs]

Bert:
Uh, can I use your bathroom for just a jiff?

Elderly Man:
Wait. Wait.

Bert:
No.