Soul Quest Overdrive2011

[Bert sees more pills in the Elderly Man]

Bert:
Come to papa. [eat one of the pills] Son of a b*tch. [to Elderly Man] Flea meds? Oh, man, I'm barely getting trails off of this. What's this? A slobbery tennis ball?

Elderly Man:
Throw it. Throw it. THROW IT, PLEASE! THROW IT!

Bert:
No, I'm not gonna throw it, because that would make you happy.

Elderly Man:
Do you like lipstick?

Bert:
What do you mean? [sees the Elderly Man coming to tackle] OH, GOD!