Soul Quest Overdrive2011

Bert:
[sees a collar] Wow, you're into this, huh?

Elderly Man:
Oh, no. I broke out of that when I fled Dog Planet.

[dramatic music plays]

Elderly Man:
Oh, god, they know I'm here. BARK! BARK! BARK AT THE MOON! BARK! BARK! BARK AT THE MOON!

[Elderly Man unzips himself revealed to be a dog alien in disguise the whole time]

Mortimer:
Um, we should go.

Bert:
Hang on, this is cool.

[all the dog aliens shoot the entire place up]

Dog Alien:
Everyone, everyone gather around. Everyone feel free to clean your genitals in my home. It's a sanitation issue.

Mick:
This is nae so impressive. I can lick my own balls.

Bert:
Pfft. No, you can't.

Mick:
I'll show you, pal. [stabs the garden scissors in his body]