Soul Quest Overdrive2011

Mortimer:
Hey, did you guys know Michael just finished a set in London and had no panic attack?

Tammy:
You're kidding. That's great.

Bert:
He's the f***ing king of pop, you b*tch. [pulls the gun on Tammy]

Rich Guy Divorcee:
Hey, I'm wacko for jacko too, a**holes, but what the hell are you doing?

Bert:
Uh, destroying your ex-wife's house like you paid us to?

Tammy:
We turned that house into a gazebo.

Bert:
See? Right here. [shows the plan on paper]

Rich Guy Divorcee:
She lives two blocks down. You can see her house from here. I DREW you a picture.

Bert:
Oh. Oh, we must have the wrong house, then.

Rich Guy Divorcee:
God, yes, I know, retards.

Tammy:
Mick, he called you a retard.

Mick:
What in the --

[Mick light himself on fire to break down the Rich Guy Divorcee's house]

Mick:
REATRDS ATTACK!

Rich Guy Divorcee:
No, please, no don't! MY GUNPOWDER COLLECTION!

[the Rich Guy's house was then blown to smithereens]

Tammy:
Whoa. It's beautiful.