Soul Quest Overdrive2011

Rich Guy Divorcee:
Moo, moo, sea cow! Just came by to redecorate the house I had to give you. Fire away!

[the inanimate object team fires golf balls at the Rich Guy's divorced wife's house]

Bert:
Whoa.

Mortimer:
That is totally boss.

Mick:
Hello, hello.

Bert:
Damn.

[Robot Ex-Wife approaches]

Rich Guy Divorcee:
Whoa. Where's the baby weight? You been working out, huh? Did you lose it so you can whore it up all over town? Oh, man, I miss you.

Robot Ex-Wife:
Get ahold of yourself. How are the kids?

Rich Guy Divorcee:
They, uh...they converted to Mexicanism.

Robot Ex-Wife:
Oh, no.

Rich Guy Divorcee:
Hola.

Robot Ex-Wife:
We hardly ever talk. Oh well. [lasered his divorce husband]

Bert:
HEY! That guy owed us 10 grand. What are you gonna do about it?

[Robot Ex-Wife crushed his divorced husband's head]

Mortimer:
I don't think she's about to pay us 10 grand.

Tammy:
[to Bert] Oh, baby, get her. Get her, baby. SICK HER! SICK HER!

Bert:
Uh, alright, Tammy. Alright, well, we don't -- [pushes Tammy back away from Robot Ex-Wife]

Tammy:
What are you looking at, you shiny b*tch?

Bert:
Come on, Tammy. Come on, baby.

Mick:
You can do this.

Bert:
Alright.

Mick:
Just go psycho like a bloody chimpanzee.

[Bert headbangs the robot with his pinhead then leaves immediately]

Bert:
Okay, let's go I killed her.