Soul Quest Overdrive2011

[after Bert got done doing sex with Robot Ex-Wife]

Robot Ex-Wife:
Very satisfying.

Bert:
Ugh.

Tammy:
Did they make you their king?

Bert:
If by king you mean, I just had the most brutal sex in my life. Then yes.

Mick:
Och, you lucky bastard.

Tammy:
Bert, how could you?

Bert:
I admit that I am truly gifted when it comes to sex.

Tammy:
It's true.

Bert:
I have the stamina of a centaur in the sack.

Tammy:
I get so tired.

Bert:
I've served more beef than Burger King, but any more of this, and it will kill my Whopper Jr.