12 oz. Mouse2005

[while Golden Joe and Peanut Cop still trying to start their jet skis]

Golden Joe:
Yo, this ain't happenin', bruh!

Peanut Cop:
[sighs] Hang on.

Golden Joe:
This ain't happenin' 'cause it was never gonna happen! This ain't happenin' no matter what, man!

Peanut Cop:
Wait, wait, wait, wait. [laughing] Oh. Oh. Try the other foot. [laughs]

Golden Joe:
Man. Bruh!

Peanut Cop:
Can I try your foot?

Golden Joe:
I tried 5,000 times, Blue Blood! This sh* is certifiably busted! This sh*t is tore up, boy!

Peanut Cop:
[sighs] You're right. I knew it wouldn't work. [laughs]

Golden Joe:
You knew it wouldn't work? YOU KNEW IT WOULDN'T WORK?!

Peanut Cop:
[laughing] Stupid, stupid, stupid!

Golden Joe:
That's right, you're stupid.

Peanut Cop:
Shh, shh.

Golden Joe:
I told you, man! I should pop you in your dumb peanut-ass head.

Peanut Cop:
Calm down, man.

Golden Joe:
Bruh, what's wrong with you?

Peanut Cop:
Check it out. I sent them umbrella drinks.

[cuts to the next scene where the pineapples are still watching them as always]

Pineapple 1:
Look at these freaks. Heh. So dumb and stupid and more dumb. They're still trying to start those jet skis.

Pineapple 2:
Impossible. Jet skis are not permitted to be started in the building, yo. I know the rules.

[suddenly the pineapples got free drinks coming out of the floor[

Pineapple 1:
Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Oh, whoa! Check this out! Drinks all around! It's happy day for us!

Pineapple 2:
Ah! Yes! Here's to happy for us! These are drinks that we so especially deserve in these days of so much to do! Cheers! Here's to happy day for us! I wonder why it's sizzling.

[the pineapples got exploded from the umbrella drinks]

Golden Joe:
BYE-YAH! That's what I'm talkin' about right there! B*tch!