12 oz. Mouse2005

[Roostre finally got out of the caves]

Roostre:
Hell yeah. Prime-time nursery rhyme, y'all.

[Kid shows up with bug kabob]

Roostre:
Whoa, now, partner! Let's not have thanksgiving all at once.

Kid:
Who are you?

Roostre:
Well, I'm the, uh-- Well, hang on. You can't be more than 10 years old. What are you doing out here all by your lonesome?

Kid:
I ask the questions. What are you doing in my camp?

Roostre:
Uh, come on, uh, dude -- Kid -- Uh, Kid dude...listen man. Uh, I've been through a lot of crap -- Giant spiders, tentacles, underwater fightin' and -- And all kinds of nonsense.

Kid:
Did you find an exit? Where did you come from?

Roostre:
Man, I came from, uh -- Hey, uh, you want to put down that weenie roaster? Listen. I ain't no threat.

Kid:
Weren't you with that squirrel?

Roostre:
You mean that chinchilla clip-art thing?

Kid:
You, uh, you might want to duck. [holds a monstrous gun blaster]

[as Roostre ducks, Kid shoots a swamp monster]

Roostre:
Okay. Uh, there we go. That was -- That was interesting. Um, are there any more of them things around, man? You just tell me to duck at any time and I'll do it, okay?

Roostre:
Hey. Look, Kid. Um, you look like you could use some candy. Uh, can I get you some candy or soda or somethin' to lick on?

Kid:
Shut...up. Sit down over there -- Away from me. Thank you.

Roostre:
Yeah, man. I-I'm sittin' down, bro. Listen. I-I'm cool. I'm cool. You can put that thing away now, man.

Kid:
Don't tell me what to do. I know what I'm doin'.

Roostre:
I'm just trying to help you here, man. I'm just throwing out some options. I love flexibility. You know, I knew a gymnast once that could ben into a pretzel. She was so flexible. Man, that was some kind of flexible fun.

Kid:
Here's on important question right now. Where did you get ze hook?

Roostre:
From the store?

Kid:
Uh, right. What store we talkin' about?

Roostre:
Um, you know, the Hook Store. is that -- Is that -- Is that a good answer?

Kid:
You're part of them, aren't you?

Roostre:
You know, the only thing I'm part of right now is I could use 20 hours' sleep.

Kid:
Then sleep. I'll keep us safe. But sleep lightly.

Roostre:
Now, by "us". you mean me and you or what?

Kid:
Shut up. You'll wake up ze tie bots.

Roostre:
Uh, okay, man. That's cool. I'm not talkin' no more.

Kid:
I love the nights. It never ends here.