The Drinky Crow Show2007

[after Drink Crow shoots himself in front of the old ladies]

Uncle Gabby:
What was that? I'm doing my best to warm those girls up, and there you go cooling them off.

Drinky Crow:
I'm sorry, Uncle Gabby. Those girls are scary,

Uncle Gabby:
All girls are scary.

Drinky Crow:
Yeah, but being with them makes me miss Phoebe more.

Uncle Gabby:
Why? 'Cause she's smarter and prettier and nicer than them? And they're a couple of smelly, stupid, old drunks?

Drinky Crow:
No! [pauses] Yeah.

Drinky Crow:
I want to lower my standards, but to make out with those scary hags, I'd have to lower my standards and gouge my eyes out.