The Drinky Crow Show

The Drinky Crow Show2007

Director: Tony Millionaire and Eric Kaplan
Genre: Comedy, Fantasy
The Drinky Crow Show is an American adult animated television series created by Eric Kaplan and Tony Millionaire based on the latter's comic strip Maakies. The pilot episode aired on Adult Swim on May 13, 2007. The series premiered on November … more »



[after Drink Crow shoots himself in front of the old ladies]

Uncle Gabby:
What was that? I'm doing my best to warm those girls up, and there you go cooling them off.

Drinky Crow:
I'm sorry, Uncle Gabby. Those girls are scary,

Uncle Gabby:
All girls are scary.

Drinky Crow:
Yeah, but being with them makes me miss Phoebe more.

Uncle Gabby:
Why? 'Cause she's smarter and prettier and nicer than them? And they're a couple of smelly, stupid, old drunks?

Drinky Crow:
No! [pauses] Yeah.

Drinky Crow:
I want to lower my standards, but to make out with those scary hags, I'd have to lower my standards and gouge my eyes out.

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