The Drinky Crow Show2007

Drinky Crow:
Take this button for example. Before I put on the beer goggles, I probably would have thought it was scary and foreboding. But now it looks like if I press it, it could start a new, wonderful chapter in my life.

[60 billion years ago]

Alien #1:
There's nothing here but dinosaurs.

Alien #2:
So?

Alien #1:
So, our job is to exterminate all intelligent life and let our race rule supreme. Glory to the highest queen.

Alien #2:
Glory to the highest queen.

Alien #1:
This trip's been a total bust.

Alien #2:
Look, let's just set up this planet-busting bomb and attach it to this planet-busting-bomb button. If the creatures here ever become intelligent, they'll be sure to press it, and then they'll destroy themselves.

Alien #1:
Well, Rob, you know, you come up with really good ideas. How do you do it?

Alien #2:
I don't know. They just come to me.

Alien #1:
You really make me feel like crap sometimes.