The Drinky Crow Show2007

Alien #2:
And now we go back to earth and wipe out anybody who might be left.

Alien #1:
I don't know why I never have good ideas like you.

Alien #2:
Your ideas are fine.

Alien #1:
No, they aren't. They're just the obvious ones. You're better at genocide than I am.

Alien #2:
Fine.

Alien #1:
What?

Alien #2:
Fine. You're not very good at genocide. I'm better. You're worse. Are you happy?

Alien #1:
You know, you can be a real jerk sometimes.