The Drinky Crow Show2007

[while Uncle Gabby have sex with Sharon]

Man:
These are good crackers. Yup, really good crackers.

[Uncle Gabby goes back to having sex with Sharon]

Man:
You don't get crackers like this everyday, no sirree!

Uncle Gabby:
Could you keep it down?

Man:
No can do. These crackers are just too good. Mmm. Good crackers!

Uncle Gabby:
Well go enjoy them someplace else. YOU'RE RUINING THE MOOD!

Sharon's Husband:
[appears from the sheets] Not possible. Sharon and I are conjoined.

Uncle Gabby:
[groans]

[while UG finally gets back to having sex with Sharon, UG touches Sharon's husband nipple without realizing]

Uncle Gabby:
I gotta say, this feels a little queer.

Sharon's Husband:
I never thought about it like that before. I guess, uh, when you think about the fact that I can feel everything that happens in Sharon's body, and I'm a man, it sort of is. I mean I see your point.

Uncle Gabby:
Alright that's bogus. For two dollars, I expect a normal girl, not a conjoined twin.

Sharon:
[crying]

Sharon's Husband:
Nice. [to UG] You know, we aren't conjoined twins.

Uncle Gabby:
Yeah. How so?

Sharon's Husband:
We're conjoined triplets.

[Sharon's Husband opens the sheet some revealing a big monster that's been conjoined with Sharon and himself]

Brian:
Keep goin' buddy! I'm almost there.