The Drinky Crow Show2007

[Drinky Crow opens up a hole to their submarine and sees Cognac above Vronchy's ship]

Drinky Crow:
Cognac! The french must be trying to run our fortified wine embargo! That french girl used you to find out the exact location of our blockade!

Uncle Gabby:
Interesting. Eh. The submarine seems to be filling with cognac.

Drinky Crow:
Hmm...a lovely bouquet. Caramel, teak wood, [sniffs] and the distinct notes of turpentine.

Uncle Gabby:
So drink it already! If you don't, we'll die!

Drinky Crow:
I can't! I promised Phoebe I'd quit drinking!

Uncle Gabby:
I-I thought I found love. Plans change.

Drinky Crow:
But quitting was so very hard. I committed brain-icide!

Uncle Gabby:
Drinky Crow. If you don't drink now, we'll drown in booze. I'll never see Pittsburgh!