The Drinky Crow Show2007

Uncle Gabby:
Drinky Crow, I bet you want to worship Fritz too now.

Drinky Crow:
Nah.

Uncle Gabby:
C'mon. You can.

Drinky Crow:
No really, I'm fine.

Uncle Gabby:
Give me one reason why not.

Drinky Crow:
I don't want to criticize your religion, Gabby.

Uncle Gabby:
You don't want to 'cause you can't!

Drinky Crow:
No, I don't want to.

Uncle Gabby:
You know Fritz is God but you're too stubborn to admit it!

Drinky Crow:
That's not it.

Uncle Gabby:
Somebody's defensive!

Drinky Crow:
Fine. First I'm not into girls who don't bathe so your whole religion is kinda not happening for me. But even if I liked that stuff he's not a God. He's just a very large monkey you bought off the internet.

Uncle Gabby:
The back of my soap opera magazine and stop bagging on my faith!

Drinky Crow:
I'm sorry! The point is he doesn't have any special god powers or anything.

Uncle Gabby:
OH REALLY?! SHOW THIS DISGUSTING GODLESS PATHETIC STUPID ATHEIST HEATHEN, FRITZ!

[Fritz does amazing cup stacking tricks]

Uncle Gabby:
[smug laugh] Not so quick with a snappy godless reply are you now, Crow?

Drinky Crow:
[not amused]