The Drinky Crow Show2007

Kathy:
Look, Mr. Gabby, you seem really nice. But the fact is, well--

Laura:
Kathy's getting married this weekend. We were just in town for a final cheap thrill before she ties the knot.

Uncle Gabby:
I can be that thrill!

Kathy:
The thing is, Gabby, my parents, my boyfriend--

Laura:
Fiance, Kathy!

Kathy:
WHATEVER! They all think I'm like, "Made of China" or something. Before I get married I want to do something shocking.

Uncle Gabby:
I would love to help you achieve that goal.

Kathy:
Good. But tonight, nothing. I want to do it in the nastiest place possible -- At my parents house with all the wedding guests in the house.

Uncle Gabby:
Great!

Kathy:
And until then you're gonna not touch me, and not bother me, or try to talk to me, or bleed on me. Or sue me.

Uncle Gabby:
Deal!