The Drinky Crow Show2007

Kathy:
If only my parents knew what I was about to do. Little Kathy purebred is capable of a lot more than they know!

Uncle Gabby:
Should I get on the bed?

Kathy:
No, let's get into the bathroom. it might get messy.

Uncle Gabby:
Now we're cookin' with gas! [gets in the tub]

Kathy:
It's time for me to stop being so pure.

Uncle Gabby:
You're too pure. Agreed.

Kathy:
It's time for me to break some rules!

Uncle Gabby:
Rules are made to be broken!

Kathy:
The little ones like "always send a thank you note". And the big ones like "Thou shall not murder".

Uncle Gabby:
Heh heh. Say what?

Kathy:
[pulls up a long saw] The law against murdering humans was clear. [cuts his limbs while she talks] But what was the closest Kathy could get to experiencing the thrill of taking life without breaking the law? KILLING AND EATING A TALKING MONKEY!

Uncle Gabby:
That's not turning me on at all!

[Kathy touches his brain and ate a piece of it]

Uncle Gabby:
Okay, that was a little sexy.