The Drinky Crow Show2007

Drinky Crow:
[on phone] Hi. My name is Drinky Crow and I want to commit suicide.

Elephant Man:
Folks call me the Elephant Man because of my huge fibroid growths. If I don't want to commit suicide why should you?

Drinky Crow:
Wait a second -- Are you trying to talk me out of suicide?

Elephant Man:
Yes. I am. This is a Suicide Hotline.

Drinky Crow:
When I call a hot, foot-fetishist chat line I don't expect to be talked out of my foot fetish!

Elephant Man:
Sorry. Why do you want to kill yourself?

[Drinky sees an oyster coming to burn Drinky and Gabby]

Drinky Crow:
Well, right now it looks like if I don't I'll be burned to death.

Elephant Man:
Hmm. That is a good reason. Do you have a gun?

Drinky Crow:
[while point the gun into his mouth] Uh-huh.

[Drinky shoots himself while the bullet also shoots the oyster that was trying to kill Gabby]