The Drinky Crow Show

     

The Drinky Crow Show2007

Director: Tony Millionaire and Eric Kaplan
Genre: Comedy, Fantasy
The Drinky Crow Show is an American adult animated television series created by Eric Kaplan and Tony Millionaire based on the latter's comic strip Maakies. The pilot episode aired on Adult Swim on May 13, 2007. The series premiered on November … more »


[when Drinky Crow and Elephant Man were about to commit suicide]

Drinky Crow:
Gabby! What are you doing here?

Uncle Gabby:
I came to take Elephant Man to the senior prom. You're not the only one of us with stuff to do other than hang out with the other one. With the Elephant Man!

Drinky Crow:
He can't hang out with you! He's going to commit suicide with me!

Uncle Gabby:
Oh yeah? Tell him, Elephant Man.

Elephant Man:
Uh...

Drinky Crow:
Elephant Man?

Elephant Man:
Yeah...I might be going to the prom with Gabby.

Drinky Crow:
But you have to be ALIVE to do that!

Elephant Man:
He says if I don't get lucky with the girls he'll let me go with his sister. We're both virgins.

Drinky Crow:
Gabby's sister isn't a virgin. I've had sex with her for a coconut and a little piece of sparkly string! Everybody has!

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