The Drinky Crow Show

The Drinky Crow Show2007

Director: Tony Millionaire and Eric Kaplan
Genre: Comedy, Fantasy
The Drinky Crow Show is an American adult animated television series created by Eric Kaplan and Tony Millionaire based on the latter's comic strip Maakies. The pilot episode aired on Adult Swim on May 13, 2007. The series premiered on November … more »



Captain's Daughter:
Drinky Crow! I've changed my stand-up. I have a new personality!

Drinky Crow:
I'm a little busy. [looks at a book] Sugar plus lard. Donut. Chicken plus lard. Fried chicken. Centrifuge plus steel girders. Nuclear atomic battleship?!

Captain's Daughter:
C'mon! You haven't heard my best chunk! Listen. [clears throat] Dating's tough when you're half alive, half dead. Alive girls say, "I can do better than a corpse"! Dead girls are great but then they decompose! [pbbbht] That's the gasses of decomposition escaping.

Drinky Crow:
Eh, seems a little familiar.

[Captain's Daughter smacks him with a book that Drinky Crow was reading]

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