The Drinky Crow Show2007

Rodica Kopelman:
Here's the deal. Max and I were recently on an archaeological expedition. With the help of a fight, a thief, and a cleric, we defeated the guardians of the Lost City of Hodags and looted their treasure. With their hands on the trove of hodag rubies, our colleagues re-considered their promise of splitting the treasure five ways.

Max:
We crawled out way out through miles of tunnels subsisting only on each other's urine.

Rodica Kopelman:
And the hope of revenge!

Uncle Gabby:
So now you need someone to kidnap and murder them?

Rodica Kopelman:
Yes, but it has to be done in a cool way. To send a message.

Max:
In the tomb-raiding business, style is like 90%.