Mr. Neighbor's House2016

Buddy:
Mr. Neighbor! You're back! Did you find the secret door?

Mr. Neighbor:
I didn't find it, Buddy.

Buddy:
What?!

Jen:
But the truth behinds all of the unhappiness in Neighborton must be behind the secret door.

Mr. Neighbor:
Dr. Salmonfish said the secret door can... [thinks for a sec] ...only be found by those who are truly honest.

Buddy:
But you're the most honest person in Neighborton, Mr. Neighbor.

Jen:
Very honest.

Scarf Monster:
Mm-hmm.

Ice Cream Bruce:
I heaarrrd that.

Mr. Neighbor:
Thank you, friends, but actually, I told a little white lie.

All:
[everyone gasps except for Jen when her horrified gasp was delayed while eating a pie]

Buddy:
But, Mr. Neighbor, telling a lie is wrong. You always say a lie is a lie no matter...

[Buddy lost movement again when Mr. Neighbor gets up from his couch to say the rest of the quote that Buddy was about to say]

Mr. Neighbor:
A lie is a lie no matter what the color, and when you lie, you hurt your brother.

Mr. Neighbor:
Earlier today, Chef Bread asked me to try his Arbor Day Pine Tree Pie, and I told him it was the most delicious dessert in the whole wide world.

Jen:
Which is why I decided to eat nothing but pine tree pies.

Ice Cream Bruce:
[while holding a flaming matchstick] And why I decided to give up selling my ice cream.

Duff and Daisy:
And we share genitals!

Mr. Neighbor:
I didn't want to hurt your feelings, Chef Bread, but the truth is your pie tastes like a boot full of rotten sausage.

[Chef Bread's hat slides off as a sign of disappointment]