Mr. Neighbor's House2016

Scarlett:
Jamie. I hooked up with Noah. Like, a lot. I-I tried to tell you, Jamie, at the mall that one day, but we were having such a good time, remember?

Jamie:
Brandy Melville, new iPhone cases, the container store.

Scarlett:
Yeah.

Jamie:
We had a churro fight. We sat on that bench. We made fun of that kid in a wheelchair. We went outside, sat in your car, came back in. You farted as we walked in. You denied it. I smelled it. How could I forget?

Scarlett:
I'm so sorry, Jamie. But it's over now. I swear. Still friends?

Jamie:
Still friends. Forever to the end. Noah has got a weird dick anyways.

Scarlett:
He is always saying it points true north. Like, what does that even mean?

Jamie:
Well, he was a boy scout, so...