Mr. Neighbor's House2016

Jamie:
Cassidy, you remember those muffins you made for the school bake sale and I said they were the most delicious dessert in the whole wide world? They were not. They tasted like a louboutin full of spoiled chorizo. I lied to you, but I am so, so sorry. We're still friends?

Cassidy & Scarlett:
[laughs]

Cassidy:
That's it? A little white lie so you wouldn't hurt my feelings? Oh, Jamie, you are so sweet.

Jamie:
[giggling]

Cassidy:
Oh, remember when she confessed to not recycling her soda cans?

Scarlett:
Yes! And you felt so bad.

Jamie:
Oh, my god. Okay. What about when I left my brother to die in our burning house? Still friends.

Scarlett:
Wait, what?

Jamie:
When I left my brother to die in our burning house.

Cassidy:
Jamie, that's not a white lie.

Scarlett:
You're -- You're, like, a murderer.

Cassidy:
Yeah, or at least guilty of first-degree manslaughter. My Dad's a lawyer.