Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

[LBJ gets attacked by a werewolf]

Lyndon Brines Johnson:
Get your hand off me! I'm the President of the goldarn United States! Get away from me, you weirdo monkey man! Ow! I said ow!

[when a gunshot was heard, the werewolf whimpers off, leaving LBJ in JFK's body injured]

Gustav:
He's alive! Now he gets to be a werewolf.

Heinrich:
Ah, lucky.

Gustav:
How come we're the only ones who don't live forever around here?

Heinrich:
Yeah. Tell me about it.

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Boys! Come into the castle and clean your rooms!

Heinrich & Gustav:
Coming, Mother.

Gustav:
Dumb immortal.

Heinrich:
Shh! Gustav, she'll hear you, and we'll be grounded again.

Gustav:
I don't care!

Heinrich:
Well, I do! I do like to get out and about from time to time.