Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

Lyndon Brines Johnson:
Consarnit. You tellin' me that I finally git me a kissable patootie and on the most romantic night of the month, I'm gonna grow hair all over it?! Hell, I might as well have a dumbass square head like doofus over here! [referring to Creation's square head]

Victor Frankenstein:
[sighs] That's not real. [to his Creation] TAKE THAT STUPID THING OFF!

Frankenstein's Creation:
[to LBJ] But it is more to your liking?

Lyndon Brines Johnson:
Oh, yeah, I love it! Bend over!

Lyndon Brines Johnson:
I hat to break it to ya, boys. But you just lost yourself one happy customer. And I will not be recommendin' you highly to any time period any time soon!

Victor & Polidori:
[doesn't care]

Lyndon Brines Johnson:
[to his mirror] Come on, handsome. Let's get out of here. [leaves]

Frankenstein's Creation:
[to Victor] Do I not look more fetching?

Victor Frankenstein:
Oh, GO TO YOUR ROOM!