Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

[while Elizabeth takes her bath]

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
I know you're there, Griffin.

The Invisible Man:
...

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
I mean, if you weren't at this point, I'd be insulted.

The Invisible Man:
...

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Towel, please!

[The Invisible Man gives Elizabeth the towel, until he plays around with it for a few seconds]

The Invisible Man:
How you'd knew I was here?

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Because you're a pervert. That's how. You're always here when I bathe.

The Invisible Man:
So, I suppose I should be taking a nice legally stroll outside instead.

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Thank god, forbid.

The Invisible Man:
Ha! You know nothing about being invisible! It's a bloodbath out there. [worries] Birds and buns!

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
It'll be a bloodbath in here if Victor catches you. You know how unbelievably jealous he gets.

The Invisible Man:
Ha! Just let him catch me! [laughs] I'm The Invisible Man! HAHAHAHA!

[Victor shows up]

Victor Frankenstein:
How dare you!

The Invisible Man:
I didn't touch her!

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Dear, please, I'm naked.

The Invisible Man:
[grabs a robe] So am I!

Victor Frankenstein:
Me, jealous? Ha. That's a real laugh, Elizabeth. A real laugh. I mean, A. I am a handsome, young, immortal genius who is threaten by absolutely no one. And B, jealousy is a waste of brain activity. I have many more important things to do than be *unbelievably jealous*.

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
[doesn't care] Okay, you caught me.

Victor Frankenstein:
Hello, Griffin. Hope you're well.

The Invisible Man:
Uhm...I'm okay. I guess.

Victor Frankenstein:
Good, good. Off to work. Take care, old boy. [while touch Griffin's ballsack]

The Invisible Man:
EY!

Victor Frankenstein:
HA HA! [leaves]

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
[to Griffin] What? Don't look at me like that.

The Invisible Man:
Like, what?

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Men. [leaves]

The Invisible Man:
[looks at mirror] Seriously, like what?