Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

The Invisible Man:
Hello, little peasant girl.

Marina:
Who's there?

The Invisible Man:
Me. Chad Griffin. The Invisible Man!

Marina:
Are you a monster?

The Invisible Man:
Oh, ho, ho ho, heavens no. I'm a brilliant mad scientist who has created a serum for invisibility. Unfortunately, I've yet to create a serum for...visibility.

Marina:
You don't need a serum for that.

The Invisible Man:
Not most people, no. But I do.

Marina's Cat:
Meeeow.

The Invisible Man:
And yet I still enjoy life, and though I'm invisible it's better than most have it around here. I mean, I'm invisible, yes, but at least I'm not an ugly monster.

Marina:
Were you ugly when you weren't invisible?

The Invisible Man:
Eeeeh...I...nooo. I did alright, uh, dated a little. Went steady with a cute-enough bird, you know. She was fine. I, uh [laughs] I think she broke up with me because I was obsessed with work.

Marina:
Really?

Marina's Cat:
Meow?

The Invisible Man:
I said I THINK.

Marina's Cat:
Meow.

Marina:
Sorry.

Marina:
So...how do you make your clothes invisible?

Marina:
Meow? [same question that Marina said]

The Invisible Man:
How's that?

Marina:
Well, a serum not a potion. When you drink it, it goes into your body. Not your clothes.

Marina's Cat:
Meow. [agrees]

The Invisible Man:
Yeah, that's true. I, uh, suppose.

Marina:
Soooo?

Marina's Cat:
Meoooow?

The Invisible Man:
Well, my clothes *aren't* invisible, per se.

Marina's Cat:
Meow?

The Invisible Man:
I...take them off.

Marina:
Wai-- You're telling me that you're talking to a poor little peasant girl while you're...naked.

Marina's Cat:
Meow? [same question that Marina said]

The Invisible Man:
Yes.

Marina and Marina' Cat:
[screams]

The Invisible Man:
ALRIGHT, I'M LEAVING! DON'T SCREAM! [gets hit by more eyecrows and bugs] OW! OUCH! OH, BUGS IN MY TEETH! [spits] ACK!

Marina:
Scientists! They're worst even than monsters!

Marina's Cat:
Meow. [agrees]