Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

Mother Teresa:
Alright, bath ready now, Ms. Wifenstein.

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Finally.

[Elizabeth starts to wait for Mother Teresa to take off her robe]

Mother Teresa:
[sighs] Okay, cloth off now.

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Thank you, Mother Teresa. You're so kind.

Mother Teresa:
Okay, I go have abortion, then.

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
[holds Teresa's hand] Pleeease stay. Someone simply must help me do my bath.

[Mother Teresa do Elizabeth's bath]

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Hey, Griffin.

The Invisible Man:
GEEZ! I didn't even know I be here. How could you?

Mother Teresa:
THE DEVIL!

The Invisible Man:
No, I'm not the devil, Mother Teresa, I'm just The Invisible Man.

Mother Teresa:
But how your clothes invisible?

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Because the pervert is naked.

Mother Teresa:
NOOOO! Can't look at the naked!

The Invisible Man:
Mother Teresa, I am Jack Griffin, and I'm a very lonely man.

The Invisible Man:
...

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Griffin, what are you doing?

The Invisible Man:
I'm giving Mother Teresa, my puppy dog eyes of this lady.

Mother Teresa:
Oh, no, the pu-- But I see nothing.

The Invisible Man:
Oh! It's like I'm not even here.

Mother Teresa:
Not here? No face to haunt me? No GUILT?

The Invisible Man:
I'm leaving.

Mother Teresa:
Wait!

[Griffin leaves]

Mother Teresa:
Don't g-- Where'd he g-- Puppy? Invisible puppy?