Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

Heinrich:
Look, mother! [singsong voice] I lost another tooth!

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Oh, how sweet. Put it under your pillow for the tooth fairy.

Heinrich:
Yay! [coughs]

Victor Frankenstein:
Are you all nuts? You're having him put his dead tooth under a nice, soft pillow?

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
We are celebrating the change in Heinrich's body.

Victor Frankenstein:
Heinrich, you know that that's your last top-left bicuspid, right? You don't get a new one.

Heinrich:
I know.

Gustav:
Me too.

Victor Frankenstein:
And there is now such thing as a tooth fairy. Next thing you'll tell me is that Santy Claus brings Dracula a huge bundle of baby throats every christmas.

Gustav:
Ooh. Speak of the devil-cula.

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Oh! Hello! I'll be right out, Count!

Victor Frankenstein:
What does the prince of horny want with you now?

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
He's taking me to the opera, as if you care.

Victor Frankenstein:
I'm going to the lab.

Gustav:
Who are you helping...

Heinrich:
...that not us?

Victor Frankenstein:
Someone who actually deserves my help. [enunciating] Adolf...Hitler?