Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Oh, hello, herr worky-job. Taking a break from your jobby-work?

Count Dracula:
[laughs] Nice one.

[Victor checks Elizabeth's neck that she's been bitten]

Victor Frankenstein:
You keep trying, eh, Count?

Count Dracula:
I think those holes mean more than trying. I think I did it. I put my teeth in there.

Victor Frankenstein:
Yes, but you'll never make her a vampire. It gets your goat, doesn't it?

Count Dracula:
I assure you, my goat is quite safe. Since Elizabeth here already immortal, what I care she got fangs, she can flap around like flappy bat? I don't care. She does whatever I want.

Victor Frankenstein:
You mean, *you* do whatever she wants.

Count Dracula:
No, I do what I want, and she does -- She...do what I want.

Victor Frankenstein:
She does not.

Count Dracula:
Oh-ho, yes, she does.

Victor Frankenstein:
No way.

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Hello! I'm right here!

Count Dracula:
Yes way.

Victor Frankenstein:
No way!

Count Dracula:
Yes way. But this is childish!

Victor Frankenstein:
[leaves without giving a damn]

Count Dracula:
Walking away doesn't make you right! [hisses]

[Count Dracula then starts to pull Elizabeth's hair]

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Men.