Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

Frankenstein's Creation:
My left leg was chosen from the chosen.

Adolf Hitler:
Another drink?

Frankenstein's Creation:
Tidings.

Adolf Hitler:
Think nothing of it. I am made of money. I control many of your leg's people's banks.

Frankenstein's Creation:
Once, I controlled him. My presence filled Frankenstein with CHILLS!

Adolf Hitler:
Control is overrated. It doesn't make you happy. It doesn't keep me from being frightened.

Frankenstein's Creation:
Of what art thou frightened?

Adolf Hitler:
Being called a monster.

Frankenstein's Creation:
Aah! I hate that word!

Adolf Hitler:
[voice breaking] It probably applies to me, though.

Frankenstein's Creation:
If you're so aware of thine own heart, why struggle against its leanings?

Adolf Hitler:
I'm not always this aware. I had a dream.

[Adolf Hitler starts to remember when he was a little baby, he then starts to bite one of the Jewish Man's breasts using his vampire teeth]

Adolf Hitler:
FREUD! I SHOULD HAVE KILLED YOU WHEN I HAD YOU IN MY CLUTCHES!

Frankenstein's Creation:
Zounds.

Adolf Hitler:
I'm sorry! Sorry! I'm very insecure.

Frankenstein's Creation:
You have no need to be.

Adolf Hitler:
Really? Oh, you're nice, Pally.

Frankenstein's Creation:
Pally?

Adolf Hitler:
L-Let's do some shots. [giggling] I feel all tingly!

Frankenstein's Creation:
I'm your Pally?

Adolf Hitler:
I think I'm getting spaghetti legs.