Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

Adolf Hitler:
So, how's the little brainy-heads doing?

Victor Frankenstein:
Great. The answer's very simple. See here -- Not enough blood is entering the tolerance part of your brain. So all we need to do re-route this artery and it should send oxygen to that part of the lobe, feeding the area that's been suffocating.

Adolf Hitler:
And this will stop me from hating the jews?

Victor Frankenstein:
Oh, yes. You'll be not-hating the CRAP out of those jews.

Polidori:
[clears throat]

Victor Frankenstein:
Um, but there may be one possible side ffect.

Adolf Hitler:
What, like diarrhea? That's fine. I can live with that.

Polidori:
It's...a little different than diarrhea.

Victor Frankenstein:
I'm afraid so, Mr. Hitler. This process may leave you...loving the jews.

Adolf Hitler:
L-L-L-L-L-L-L-Loving? Not just tol-l-lerating?

Victor Frankenstein:
That's right.

Adolf Hitler:
Like, "going out of my way" loving?

Victor Frankenstein:
Yep.

Adolf Hitler:
[singsong voice] Well, that is a little different than diarrhea-a-a. Okay. I'll risk it.

Victor Frankenstein:
Adolf Hitler, GET ON THAT SLAB!