Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

[after Victor tucked his children's bed sheets before they die peacefully]

Victor Frankenstein:
There -- Now you're...tucked. See ya.

Heinrich:
Wait, Daddy! Don't go!

Gustav:
We're afwaid of death!

Victor Frankenstein:
Look, I don't have time for this. Good night!

Heinrich:
Oh, you're scared of him, too, huh?

Gustav:
Yep. Dad's afraid.

Victor Frankenstein:
[scoffs] Afraid of that buffoon? I'll show you afraid. Where is he?

Gustav:
He's out there.

Heinrich:
By the giant hourglass.

[Victor sees Death outside the window with the hourglass]

[then Death hides behind the hourglass]

Victor Frankenstein:
[scoffs] Hourglass. What a hack.

Heinrich:
Daddy, what are you doing?

Victor Frankenstein:
I'm mooning death.

Gustav:
No! Not that!

Heinrich:
Your butt will be maddening to him!

Gustav:
No! Don't wiggle it, too!

Victor Frankenstein:
Oh, yeah, get a load of this, boys. Up...and arrround! Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Heinrich:
Oh, no. Not that. Oh.