Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

Polidori:
Finish shooting off your testicles yet?

Victor Frankenstein:
[shoots his testicles] Yes. Did you send for him? [referring to Death]

Polidori:
He's waiting outside.

Victor Frankenstein:
Well, bring him in.

Death:
WHAT?!

Victor Frankenstein:
Don't "what" me when I should be "why"-ing you about not taking my kids away.

Death:
So, you really don't care if they die, do you?

Victor Frankenstein:
Of course I care! I need them dead yesterday!

Death:
Huh.

Victor Frankenstein:
Alright, I'll play along. [acting] Oh, please! Don't take my children away from me, Death! Please! [laughs]

Death:
Don't worry. I won't.

Victor Frankenstein:
What?

Death:
No matter what happens to them, I will never take them!

Victor Frankenstein:
Wait! N-No, no no!

Death:
AWAY! [evil laughs]

Victor Frankenstein:
No, no! Wait, wait, wait! No, wait! [to Polidori] He couldn't have meant that. Never killing them?

Polidori:
A fate worse than death.